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What does a mother alien sing to her baby?
Harry-5-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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"Rocket by baby"
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What did the bee say to the flower!
Mattie-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Hey, honey!
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Why does a cow where bells?
Raven-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because their horns don't work!
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Whats a astronauts favorite mealtime?
Olivia-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Launch!
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What did the teddy bear say after the picnic?
Kye-8-CHINA
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I'm stuffed!
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What does Asteroid use to hold his pants?
Amanda-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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An asteroid belt!
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What do you call a elephant who has a phone?
Amanda-8-FINLAND
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Elephone!
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Whats the lion's favorite flower?
Vina-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Dandelions!
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Where do fish keep their money?
Nicola-10-INDIA
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At the river bank!
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What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Giovanni-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Lots of blood tests!
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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Leah-8-UNITED KINGDOM
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A pair of swimming trunks!
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What has a nose and hands but no face or body?
Meghan-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A clock!
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